| [R]Re: answers please [message #252432] |
Do, 13 April 2006 20:01 |
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Followups set to afp where they are more likely to appreciate this
Please honour the followup...
tag added :)
hrun the barbarian wrote:
> could you anyone provide me with the answers to the following
> questions, i borrow pterrys books from the library but they have
> limited stock and it's difficult to find some of the more obscure
> answers. thanx
>
> 1) Whose name did Archchancellor Ridcully think should be associated
> with cheese?
>
>
> 2) What was the cause of Skindle's goat being paralysed all down one
> side for 3 days and being stuck on the roof?
>
> 3) What kind of sweet does Susan say should be outlawed?
>
> 4) What happened to Corporal Disuse and his squad?
> Answer: the luggage ate them
>
> 5) Who runs the Groaning Platter Tavern down by the Brass Bridge?
> Answer: Rerpf
>
> 6) Who should not have climbed a mountain at the age of 119?
>
> 7) From who did Seldom Bucket buy the Ankh Morpork Opera House?
>
> 8 ) Which two roads were closed to allow Commander Vimes to arrive
> home in time?
>
> 9) Who was awakened by a fire on his tongue?
>
> 10) Where would you find The Piper, The Drummer and The Leaper?
>
> 11) Who drunk 1,800,076 sherrys and ate 68,319 pork pies and 1 turnip?
>
> 12) What time is it when the Purple Bindweed is opening and Love in a
> Spin is closing?
>
> 13) Who is the local Witch in Ohulan?
>
> 14) Who gave 3 years of tutorials post mortem?
>
> 15) Who does the printing of the new Ankh Morpork stamps?
>
> 16) How could you tell which wooden horse contains the Tsortian
> officers?
>
> 17) What was the most genteel battle cry in the history of bowdlerism?
>
> 18) How much does Hex weigh?
>
> 19) For what purpose might you use oil of Aniseed, oil of Rampion and
> oil of Scallitine?
>
> 20) Who is the librarian of the Musicians Guild?
>
> 21) Who was expecting the Black Celestial Dragon of Fire to arrive
> instead of DEATH?
>
> 22) Whose attitude to songs is purely ballistic?
>
> 23) Who settled down by stealing a farm and trying to raise pigs before
> giving it up after 3 hours?
>
> 24) Who was sargeant on Fred Colon's first day in the Watch?
> Answer: Sgt Knock
>
> 25) Which vampire is said to drink wine, wear a silver corkscrew on a
> chain around her neck (sometimes with a cork) and likes to be known as
> Freda?
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| Re: [R]Re: answers please [message #252443 ] |
Do, 13 April 2006 20:24 |
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On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 18:01:13 GMT, Paul Cooke
<paul.cooke100 [at] NOSPAMblueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>Followups set to afp where they are more likely to appreciate this
>Please honour the followup...
(who was it said we'd not had an "afp isn't abp's dumping ground" thread
for a while?)
This being afp, I think I can easily get away with my immediate question
when I saw those questions:
"What do we win for answering them all?"
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| Re: [R]Re: answers please [message #252483 ] |
Fr, 14 April 2006 00:24 |
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In a speech called slrne3t5r5.ov6.usenet [at] angel.jester.nu,
jester uttered thus:
> On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 18:01:13 GMT, Paul Cooke
> <paul.cooke100 [at] NOSPAMblueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> > Followups set to afp where they are more likely to appreciate this
> > Please honour the followup...
>
> (who was it said we'd not had an "afp isn't abp's dumping ground"
> thread for a while?)
That would be me...
> This being afp, I think I can easily get away with my immediate
> question when I saw those questions:
> "What do we win for answering them all?"
I didn't think that. I thought "you can't read the book that has that
question-source in without also reading the answer."
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| Re: [R]Re: answers please [message #252613 ] |
Fr, 14 April 2006 14:38 |
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From the Collected Witterings of Paul Cooke, volume 23:
>> 1) Whose name did Archchancellor Ridcully think should be associated
>> with cheese?
Rincewind.
>> 2) What was the cause of Skindle's goat being paralysed all down one
>> side for 3 days and being stuck on the roof?
It heard Nanny Ogg singing in the bath.
>> 9) Who was awakened by a fire on his tongue?
Old Grandad.
>> 10) Where would you find The Piper, The Drummer and The Leaper?
Lancre.
>> 11) Who drunk 1,800,076 sherrys and ate 68,319 pork pies and 1 turnip?
Albert.
>> 12) What time is it when the Purple Bindweed is opening and Love in a
>> Spin is closing?
2.30 in the afternoon, IIRC.
>> 13) Who is the local Witch in Ohulan?
Hilta Goatfounder.
>> 19) For what purpose might you use oil of Aniseed, oil of Rampion and
>> oil of Scallitine?
Throwing a werewolf off your scent.
>> 21) Who was expecting the Black Celestial Dragon of Fire to arrive
>> instead of DEATH?
Lord Hong.
>> 23) Who settled down by stealing a farm and trying to raise pigs before
>> giving it up after 3 hours?
Caleb the Ripper.
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| [R]Re: answers please [message #252693 ] |
Fr, 14 April 2006 21:52 |
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Paul Cooke wrote:
> > 9) Who was awakened by a fire on his tongue?
> >
Moist von Lipwig?
> > 23) Who settled down by stealing a farm and trying to raise pigs before
> > giving it up after 3 hours?
> >
Cohen the Barbarian
//Stina
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